Ode to an Icy Bucket and Fingerless Gloves

50° soapy water becomes uncomfortably chilly
40° necessary to fasten top button on collared shirt
30° don lumberjack cap
20° icicle shards form in facial hair—avoid exhaling in direction of beard
10° eat lunch in car with heater turned on
assume alter ego within a bright red, wooly mammoth snowmobile suit—risk frightening customers and their children

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