His momma bathed him in a five-gallon bucket.
His first words were “water-fed pole.”
He climbed a ladder before he could walk.
He won the third grade spelling bee with the word “squeegee.”
His favorite comic book was Spiderman.
On his 18th birthday he asked for a pressure washer instead of a car.
He once built a raft using only steel wool and bungee cords.