A Real, Live, Bona Fide Window Cleaner

His momma bathed him in a five-gallon bucket.

His first words were “water-fed pole.”

He climbed a ladder before he could walk.

He won the third grade spelling bee with the word “squeegee.”

His favorite comic book was Spiderman.

On his 18th birthday he asked for a pressure washer instead of a car.

He once built a raft using only steel wool and bungee cords.

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